2026-09-21
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(We’ve talked about this one before!)
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‘Painful’ should be understood in a broad sense, to include psychological and emotional pain, in addition to physical pain and discomfort.
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STOLEN CRUISE
Brendan is about to go on a week-long cruise. His girlfriend, Piper, serves him undercooked chicken, in hopes that he’ll get food poisoning and will let her go in his place. Piper’s plan succeeds, and she has a great time on the cruise. She comes back refreshed, relaxed, and feeling no remorse whatsoever.
This would undermine the Argument from Hedonism: death can deprive you of future pleasure, even if it cannot cause future pain.
UNREAD MAIL
Carly meets Evan, and they immediately fall in love. Because things are going so well with Evan, Carly stops checking her online dating app. They have a long and entirely happy life together. It so happens that Jami had sent Carly a message shortly after Carly met Evan. If she hadn’t met Evan, she would have seen Jami’s message, fallen in love with her, and she and Jami would have had a long and happy life together. As a matter of fact, she would have been a little tiny bit happier with Jami than with Evan.
Was it bad for Carly that she met Evan?
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Right where you are, there is a living, breathing, flesh-and-blood human animal. For simplicity, I’ll refer to it as ‘Animal’.
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A tarantula crawls onto your hand. It’s unlikely to bite you, and even if it did, it actually wouldn’t be any more painful or harmful than an ordinary bee sting. But even knowing how harmless they are, you are still utterly terrified of the tarantula crawling onto you.
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